Bloom Time, Culture magazine in The Sunday Times (UK), August 3, 2003
typed by Holly, scans by Katie
Five years ago, he thought he'd never walk again. Now, with two big-budget
epics on the way, Orlando can't put a foot wrong, says Jeff Dawson.
Dame Fame can be a fickle mistress. You're Britains most bankable
film actor; you're tall, dark and handsome; yet (unless there are rabid
Tolkies lurking) you can still take a trip to the corner shop entirely
unmolested. "When you're in the environment of going to a premiere or
something like that, it gets kinda crazy" muses Orlando Bloom. "Other than
that, I've been fortunate to have the blonde wig." Ah, yes, that unbecoming
Peter Stringfellow thatch he sported as Legolas Greenleaf in the Lord of the
Rings films. It's been quite a salvation. But with the actor an integral component of one of the biggest-grossing film series of all time, it was
only a matter of time before Hollywood blew his cover. Two $100m+ epics
starring Bloom are on their way. "I mean, that's one part of my life that's really changing now because all of the press, particularly with Pirates. It's
my hair, my colouring and everything," he adds, "Just trying to maintain
some sense of reality is difficult."
Pirates, to employ the mononymic shorthand beloved of thespian types,
or rather Pirates of the Caribbean (or to be completely anal, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) is the first to come sliding down
the slipway. A giant swashbuckler from Disney, it rights a genre that turned
turtle with 1995's Cutthroat Island. The Canterbury-born Bloom plays the
romantic lead, Will Turner, callow blacksmith-cum-"good"-pirate under the
tutelage of Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) as they take to the high seas against Geoffrey Rush's "bad" buccaneers. "Johnny's funny. He said to me:
'I've made a career out of making movies that are failures," Bloom quips.
This time, though, with love interest in the shape of Keira Knightley, and
sabre-rattling, plank- walking and timber-shivering aplenty, the omens are
good.
If, on paper, a Jerry Bruckheimer film based on a Disneyland theme ride
seems doubly appalling, redemption comes in the shape of the writers, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, who penned the ingeniously whimsical Shrek. "It
doesn't feel like a typical Jerry movie," insists Bloom, stressing this as a
plus point. "The supernatural element of his film- the idea that there is
a curse on these pirates, that they go skeletal when they pass through
moonlight- combined with the love story, the roguery of Johnny and the bad
pirates, makes this a really fun film that everyone can enjoy. Which is
good, I guess, for a summer film." With a sequel already planned, he's
probably not wrong.
The sense that the 26-year-old is on the cusp of something huge is
already evident in the publicity machine that's begun to click into gear
around him. The solemnity with which his "people" declare that their charge
has just flown in from Malta, where he's shooting the sword'n'sandals epic
Troy, tempts one to add the vaudevillian rejoinder: "And boy, are his arms
tired." sadly, in an overly upholstered parlour at a Covent Garden hotel,
Bloom does not seem fully engaged with his chuckle muscle. "It's been such a
whirlwind since the release of the first Rings film, and it feels as if it's
beginning to catch up with me. I guess the novelty's wearing off- all the
travel, all the excitement of doing the press stuff."
He's had three years on the hoof of filming in New Zealand, Australia,
Morocco, Mexico, and St Vincent, not to mention promoting his enterprises in
Europe, America and Japan, and it's a fair bet to say that it sounds far
more exotic than it really is. "I mean, it was great to be in St Vincent
(where Pirates was shot), but it was quite grueling, because we were out at
sea and the waves weren't particularly helpful." So let's forgive him his
whinging for the moment.
Being anointed Orlando, it was probably ordained that he went into the
arts, although Bloom was not named, as has been suggested, after the
Virginia Woolf novel. "No, I wasn't. I think my mother said something about
Orlando Gibbons (a 17th- century composer).....I don't know." His
stepfather, Harry Bloom, who died when Orlando was four, was a Jewish South African activist who rote the anti-apartheid novel Transvaal Episode.
Bloom's upbringing was suitably bohemian. As children, he and his sister
were enlisted into local poetry and Bible readings. At sixteen, he went off
to the National Youth Theatre, then got into the London Guildhall, from
where he landed the odd bit of telly- London's Burning, Casualty ("I was a self-mutilator") -and a part in Wilde as a rent boy. He was intent on a theatrical career, but had already been spotted by the casting agents
Hubbards, who brought him to the attention of the director Peter Jackson,
then plotting his Tolkien adaptation. Straight out of drama school, Bloom
breezed off to New Zealand to shoot three films back-to-back. The
astonishing response to the first installment, The Fellowship of the Ring,
left no doubt as to the hunger for the material. "We did feel it was a very
special project to be working on," he says, "but we were thinking more about
it being a great film than a film that would do great business or whatever."
Either way, it's all academic.
Things did not go nearly as smoothly as this rather glib career summation
suggests. For in 1998, aged 21, Bloom was involved in an accident that
nearly did for him. One afternoon, while mucking around at a friend's house,
he climbed out onto a drainpipe. It came away, and he fell three storeys to
the ground, breaking his back. For four days, he lay in a hospital bed,
trying to come to terms with the devastating diagnosis that he would
probably never walk again. After surgery to bolt metal plates to his spine,
the most optimistic prognosis was severe neural or bone damage. Yet
somehow, 12 days later, in defiance of medical odds, he hobbled home on
crutches. "It was kind of the making of me, really," he says, "I feel like
it really tested my belief in myself and everything else, because they told
me that I'd be in a wheelchair." His voice cracks a little, "It took a while
for me to really comprehend what had happened. When I got Rings soon
afterwards, I was in denial about it. It was only a few months later that I
started to reflect on what it meant. and it's still something, when I talk
about it, I get a little bit....it makes me.....you know, it kind of throws
me a little bit."
Within a year he was horse-riding through Middle-earth, though not
without the help of an on-hand chiropractor to crack him into shape (and who
daresay winced through clenched fingers as Bloom fell in one scene, breaking
a rib). But, with the embarrassing exception of regularly setting off airport
detectors, his life has returned to normal, his mobility evidenced by the
swordplay of Pirates- though within the bounds of reason "Johnny taught me a
bit as well. He said, 'Look, the stunt guys are paid to do that, they're
really good at it, so let them do it. Don't kill yourself for it. You've got your whole career ahead of you.'"
By a curious twist of fate his next film, Black Hawk Down, had Bloom in a
small part as a US marine who falls out of a helicopter and suffers a
similar injury. That movie saw him stretchered out of the action early, but
no such thing applies to Troy. Wolfgang Petersen's detailed reconstruction of
the Iliad replete with a 75,000- strong cast and 1,000 ships) has Bloom's
Paris absconding with Helen, kicking off the entire Trojan war (and the
confrontation between Brad Pitt's Achilles and Eric Bana's Hector). The
film should prove essential viewing, if only to witness the extraordinary screenplay credit "David Benioff and Homer". And, assuming you can single
out Alexander the Great, Hannibal, a redo of The 300 Spartans and various
other classical sagas set by the success of Gladiator, it will most likely
supply Bloom with the summer hit of 2004 . Later this year comes a remake of
Ned Kelly, with Heath Ledger as the Aussie outlaw, then The Calcium Kid, a
low-budget British film in which he plays a boxer with a bone-hard bonce. In
the unlikely event that all of the above fail dismally, there is still a sure
banker, that third Rings outing- The Return of the King- which will be
packing 'em in for Christmas.
You get the impression that, for all that Bloom has on his pate, The
Lord of the Rings still runs deep. For most actors, the frustration of
location shooting is that it leads to six weeks or so of intense bonding,
only for everyone to go their separate ways afterwards. With an 18-month
shoot, the Rings cycle was something quite untypical. Bloom rolls up his
sleeve to reveal a runic tattoo: "an elvish nine" on his right forearm. Each
one of the fellowship has one. That must have been some night out?
"Actually, no, it was an idea I talked about with the Hobbits earlier on,
and eventually managed to convince everyone," he maintains. (Peter Jackson
and the producers each got a "ten" as honorary members.)
With that he's off to catch his plane back to Valletta. Aside from Pitt
and Bana, Troy's cast also features Bloom's old mate Sean Bean as Odysseus
and Peter O'Toole as his screen father, King Priam. Whichever way you look
at it, these are esteemed circles he's moving in. "I suppose I'm getting
into that position, which I suppose all actors want to be in, where I have
some control over what I'm doing, yet what goes with that is a whole new set of pressures," he reflects. "But everything I've done I've been very pleased
to have been involved in, and it's all kind of come together."
On their first night out in Malta, the Troy cast went out for dinner. "We
left the restaurant and walked down the street. I was chatting to Brad, and
before you knew it, there were flashbulbs. It felt like the whole of Malta
was in the street, just screaming and yelling from the rooftops. It was
incredible," says Bloom. "I was so impressed with the way he kind of kept
his composure. But it's so bizarre to see how one person can have that kind
of effect on on that many people just immediately. It was really scary." A
blonde wig doesn't work for Pitt. Hopefully, Bloom made a few notes.