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Pirates of the Caribbean, Vanity Fair (US), July 2003
typed by Grace

Trailer of the month - Pirates of the Caribbean

Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Starring, Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley
Coming in a theater near you: July 9
Base on a true ride: Your favorite Disneyland robots become a crew of live swashbuckling adventurers crossing swords with a horde of undead skeleton people while attempting to rescue a kidnapped maiden and recover a dubious-looking Aztec Coin.
Soon to become a major Happy Meal toy: Thanks to rippling shoulder-length hair extensions, dark eyeliner, and a cute prop pistol, Johnny Depp re-emerges as a sexy buccaneer sure to win millions of pre-teen female followers and fuel a new craze for men's shirts with puffy sleeves.
Shiver me knockers:  Apparently there was nothing under a D cup in pirate days.
The Curse of Hook:  Though Hollywood knows the pirate movies don't work these days (and they never really have) its original pact with the Devil stipulates that it produce a new one every 10 years or so or face the loss of its evil magic powers.
Rating: 3 1/2 stars   ( Pic of G. Rush)

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