Pirates of the Caribbean, Vanity Fair (US), July 2003
typed by Grace
Trailer of the month - Pirates of the Caribbean
Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer
Directed by Gore
Starring, Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley
Coming in a theater near you: July 9
Base on a true ride: Your
favorite Disneyland robots become a crew of live swashbuckling adventurers
crossing swords with a horde of undead skeleton people while attempting to rescue
a kidnapped maiden and recover a dubious-looking Aztec Coin.
Soon to become
a major Happy Meal toy: Thanks to rippling shoulder-length hair extensions,
dark eyeliner, and a cute prop pistol, Johnny Depp re-emerges as a sexy
buccaneer sure to win millions of pre-teen female followers and fuel a new craze
for men's shirts with puffy sleeves.
Shiver me knockers: Apparently there
was nothing under a D cup in pirate days.
The Curse of Hook: Though Hollywood
knows the pirate movies don't work these days (and they never really have) its
original pact with the Devil stipulates that it produce a new one every 10
years or so or face the loss of its evil magic powers.
Rating: 3 1/2 stars ( Pic of G. Rush)
On page 158 and 159 - Amanda Bynes says
Orlando is her celebrity crush and Evan Rachel Wood says Orlando is her
favorite Pretty boy.